I did not hesitate. I said, “I want peace in the Middle East. I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. I want the Philippines to not suffer from poverty and will not be over populated. I want world peace.” The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, “Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I’m out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years.. I’m good but not THAT good! I don’t think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable.” I thought for a minute and said, “Well, I’ve never been able to find the right man. You know – one that’s considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn’t watch sports all the time, and is faithful, one who will love my kids like his own. That is what I wish for…a good man.” The genie let out a sigh and said, “Let me see the map again.”
…then i woke up from my dream!
